2) My generous sense of charity. (Though I've often confused hipsters and homeless people, and too many times have given change to an undeserving, deep plunging v-neck wearing douche-bag.)
3) My luscious hair (I know, right?!)
4) The way I spell "colour" (so cultured...so cultured)
5) My dimples (two words: A. Dorable.)
6) Abs that could double as a cheese-grate.
7) An unquenchable sense of adventure. (once, I drove to Calabasas!)
8) Rock-solid, no... DIAMOND-solid integrity (but best if you make the check out to 'cash')
9) The way I embrace the whole of humanity (just no Irish. Or Jews. Yikes, not a very p.c. thing to say. Ok, Irish are fine.)
10) And aren't I just friggin' hilarious? Yeah, you just don't wanna be there when the laughter stops, you know. It just gets ugly. And a little sad. Well, mostly sad. And slightly emasculating....... i have a tiny penis.
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