HOLY SHIT!

The headline says it all.  And while I promise I'm not going to continue just posting movie trailers/shorts... dude, fucking check out REC 2 (the sequel to the spanish zombie-film).

Big Swords+Post Apocalypse=BAD ASS!!!

Though I've learned that this has been around for awhile, it's new to us!  Check out director Ben Hibon's visionary short.

Top 10 Things I Love About Myself

1) My gentle, yet contagious laugh. (It can't help but put a smile on your face.) 

2) My generous sense of charity. (Though I've often confused hipsters and homeless people, and too many times have given change to an undeserving, deep plunging v-neck wearing douche-bag.) 

3) My luscious hair (I know, right?!) 

4) The way I spell "colour" (so cultured...so cultured) 

5) My dimples (two words: A. Dorable.) 

6) Abs that could double as a cheese-grate. 

7) An unquenchable sense of adventure. (once, I drove to Calabasas!) 

8) Rock-solid, no... DIAMOND-solid integrity (but best if you make the check out to 'cash') 

9) The way I embrace the whole of humanity (just no Irish. Or Jews. Yikes, not a very p.c. thing to say. Ok, Irish are fine.) 

10) And aren't I just friggin' hilarious? Yeah, you just don't wanna be there when the laughter stops, you know. It just gets ugly. And a little sad. Well, mostly sad. And slightly emasculating....... i have a tiny penis.

FIND US ON YELP

Like a bold, strongly pressed period at the end of the sentence, "We have no life.".... we are now on yelp.com, where you can read our mini-reviews on the gamut of restaurants and local businesses in downtown L.A.

Why not post our reviews on this blog?.... then this blog would be nothing but reviews, instead of amazingly witty quips on downtown life in general.  Duh.

Find us at: www.chetjohnson.yelp.com

Bookmark that shit, yo!